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Why I decided to learn Android Apps when I spent so much time studying Life Science

The booming technological industry

Doesn’t it make you feel fidgety?

Being a consumer

Has given me tumors

To become a creator

To develop a better solution to solving people’s problems

Android is where I will blossom

Biology does not offer you the ability for innovation to spawn

Discovery and simple understanding makes me yawn

It’s time to change the world

to invent new technological applications!

 

android
Photo via google search
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Lenova Ideapad310

My Lenovo laptop won’t start up anymore. Well I can still turn it on but it shows me a blank screen with the cursor on it. I’ve been using it for storing videos and recording videos but then it just suddenly decided to crash one day and won’t turn on anymore.

 

Lenovo Lenovo Why do you fail me?

I would like to be free

The features on you were not so great

I had lots of difficulty multitasking while waiting

So I kept your usage to a minimum

My dell is faster then you

Why should I continue to use you

You are very buggy

Perhaps the GPU was muggy

when I was recording gameplay

I heard a neigh

Crash Crash error error

You failed me sir

AMD a12, what is that?

Is that suppose to be better then Intel core i5?

Since you crashed, I will say no it’s not.

Although your 16gb ram is higher then 8gb.

Your higher numbers doesn’t represent who you are

As you are slower then my dell.

I was a fool to have trusted you!

lenovo
lenovo photo found via google

 

 

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How to get over quiz anxiety

Quiz quiz quiz

What should I know for the upcoming quiz?

Everything that is related to show biz

Everything that I got wrong

This is my theme song

That’s what I need to review

And Then I’ll drink some brew

And once I have reviewed the material two times

Because I am in my prime

I don’t need to review again

No more pain

I will just glance at it

And then I’ll give it a spit

And move on.

Oh look it’s a fawn

That gave me a bad score on the exam

Now I will have to glance at my notes another time

Until I understand it

And then I will move on.

There are harder challenges up ahead

So I need to get shred!

 

shred cat
Found this on google search
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How is bread able to survive for so long>?

Listen to my rhymes, listen to me spit and watch and learn, from the future master life science!

 

Bread bread bread

Why do you make me so red?

The most essential and basic ingredients to satisfy our meals

So much sex appeal

 

First, Throw some flour

From your 100 ft tower

Next, Throw some water

Taken from Harry Potter

Lastly, Throw some Yeast

But watch out for the Priest!

Don’t forget to add some salt

or you will be in fault.

That’s all you need!

But wait, there’s more

Benzoyl Peroxide

Calcium peroxide

Diglycerides

Preservatives that will make your bread look fresh

and deliciously refreshing

Yummy!

Until the cancer kicks in…

Don’t be a dummy!

 

bread
Photo taken from google search. Yummy cinnamon bread! Until the preservative cancer kicks in…

 

Source :

  1. http://naturallysavvy.com/eat/scary-ingredients-used-in-bread-manufacturing
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Motivation for studying : Adventure and gold

 

The study of life

They study of creations

That ability to manipulate things

We us adventurers must unit the nations

And look for gold with our wings

So don’t give up!

Do not worry about others negativity

Pull yourself together and keep your head up

You are not in captivity

So push yourself to overcome this challenge!

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I found this on google images
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Hands up for Science

Science why do I study you

It takes years to be a professional in this field

yet the opportunities are limited

Five years of studying

Was it all for nothing?

But why live in the past

when you can begin a new chapter in the present

Now science is just a hobby

There is no money in it

It is all for educational charity

We study for fun

We teach for fun

We take exams for fun

We write hypothesis for fun

And research newer innovative thoughts

But we cannot live in a mansion for fun

That’s what we can’t do

Unless we win the lottery

50$ a month on lottery tickets

Let’s build a giant science hall

And educate others for free!

Hands up if you love science.

 

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My writing procrastination

I spent 3 weeks trying to write a 200 word critical thinking paper on how bacteria compete with one another. But it’s getting nowhere.

Research Research Research

Write Write Write

Snooze Snooze Snooze

I think I’ve found an answer

That might give me cancer

But wait, let me stare at this article

For 3 more hours

Now I got sleeping powers

Perhaps I should start writing

Paenibacillus dendritiformis

Stares at the document for another hour.

What a fool I am

Perhaps I should just go with my gut

And become a spam robot

Antibiotics, Fratricide, Bacteriocins

An alternative to preserving food that is safe and efficient

without the use of chemicals

My topic is terrible

Waits another week.

 

procrastination
My number one weakness. Solution: Go with you gut and just do it. Find out what your missing and rewrite. Don’t wait too long