I am reading a book called “The Charisma Myth” by Olivia Fox Cabane. One of the exercise to gain a feeling of gratitude involves imagining your own funeral. So below I will show you the predictions of my funeral.
Here I am lying down in this nice warm bed.
There are people walking around. Laughing and having fun
Everyone is dressed in black and white
A few waiters/waitresses walks around to pass appetizer (Chinese dumplings).
Appetizer take an appetizer and cheer up they say
There are clowns making balloon animals
and people giving out Samurai style cloths and Kimonos
Oh what a wonderful day this is
I hear voices speaking
Oh that guy that died, oh he invited me to a party once but I didn’t showed up. Whyyyy!
Oh me too, he invited me to go hiking but I didn’t go
Yehh he invited me to go to a dinner one week ahead to discuss professional development but I changed my mind for other obligations.
Appetizer, get your fresh Chinese dumplings here!
Oh that guy is so annoying, he’s always trying to be friends with everyone but no one wants him around
Fresh Chinese Dumplings, get your fresh dumplings
Happy Lunar New year?
Yes Take a dumpling!
Have a pork bun too while your at it
THIS is how I would want my funeral to be like. Free food, free cloths, free gossip. Lol! But if I did had a real funeral, I doubt any would show up. I’d rather live for now and work hard to win some accomplishments and awards! I need to improve my speech and presentation skills.
Oh did I mention, those waiters/waitresses are there to pick up gossip and deliver the messages for me :).
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